At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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