Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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