its not stalking. its research.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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