Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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