Cold hands, warm shart.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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