ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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