IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
We are two peas in an std pod
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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