So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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