Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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