so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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