i just google imaged poop.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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