I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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