she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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