pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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