Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
she peed on how many people?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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