They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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