Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
It was a blind-side dick pic.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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