so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
How external is "for external use only"?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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