dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
You're like the curious george of whores
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
