I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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