We won't sleep together?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
