I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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