so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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