at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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