He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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