STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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