my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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