I'd wear matching sweaters with you
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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