Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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