I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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