I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
even my farts smell like vagina
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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