Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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