There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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