the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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