How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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