Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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