Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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