Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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