real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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