So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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