I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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