we're blogging at a bar
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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