going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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