Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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