I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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