I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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