i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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