Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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