i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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