we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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