we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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