in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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