I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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