If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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