Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I want to be your penis for a week.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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