Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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